M* ke*board has a broken “*”,
And so m* rh*mes just will not fl*,
Wh* did it break? Oh wh* oh wh* ?
I get so sad that I must cr*.
Ma*be *ou would like to tr*,
To fix it while I dr* m* e*e .
Barracudas, Buffaloes, and Balderdash:
Poems for clever kids and their nerdy parents
M* ke*board has a broken “*”,
And so m* rh*mes just will not fl*,
Wh* did it break? Oh wh* oh wh* ?
I get so sad that I must cr*.
Ma*be *ou would like to tr*,
To fix it while I dr* m* e*e .