Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
They should have found Humpty a doctor, of course,
Instead they decided to call in a horse.
A horse may run fast or have a flowing mane,
But it sure ain’t at medical school where they train.
Who cares if a horse flies like Dasher or Blixen?
It’s more likely to smash up eggs than to fix ‘em.
While I like the sound of some horses all neighing,
They aren’t brain surgeons, is all I am saying.
Although a horse might wear a lucky horseshoe,
A hoof’s not much use when a shell you must glue.
Because, in the end, a horse ain’t got a thumb,
Which shows—even eggheads sometimes can act dumb.
Barracudas, Buffaloes, and Balderdash: 